Creepiest Job Posting Ever: Telecommute Writing Jobs 9-23-09

September 23, 2009
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I know it’s not Halloween yet, but I just had to share this Elance job posting with you guys. This is just about the creepiest thing I have ever seen. EEEEAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! I’m still suppressing a gag reflex.

Based on True Story Autobiography of 3 years

Based on a true story. My autobiography for the past 3 years. Out of anger for the way my ex treated me for 3 years I placed a curse on her and she called back in 3 years apologizing and talking about karma getting her good for 3 years. Next girlfriend did me wrong and I went back to the spell site and casted spells to get her back and get revenge. I moved to Las Vegas and met a woman who I found out later was in a major generation curse for generations of prostitution and witchcraft. It started with an imaginary friend that I found was a spirit who flirted with me to the point of me falling in love, then the woman moved in with me and a demon entered me and brought me into the life of pimping. I pulled free from the life after the demonic possession of the girl got more severe. The demon found several beautiful women and set-up orgies with me and that too I had to pull away form as her possession got more severe. I donated alot of money to charity, fasted, embalmed myself with prayer and because a staunch christian. The demon spoke rationally and acted somewhat normally so I was the only one who knew it was possessed. I found that most of her family was possessed with these same type of hard to detect demons and they worked together to bring the girl into entrapment and the demon completed it’s transition forcing the woman to the back of her mind forever.

It’s a painful story of love, and a widespread form of possession where the demon completely replaces the person and carries out a mission using the person’s body.

I have plenty of documented and recorded proof as this IS a real story that makes contemporary stories of exorcism hide in shame.

Aside from that nasty little business, there are some good jobs here today. Good Luck!

Regards,
~Killer

Links to Telecommute Writing Jobs

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Rather than keeping a list here of all the queries you might try, I’m now directing you to a site I found with a database housing thousands of potential writing jobs through query. Good Luck!

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2 Responses to Creepiest Job Posting Ever: Telecommute Writing Jobs 9-23-09

  1. Sowmya on September 27, 2009 at 5:47 am

    Oops!! That is creepy – umm the ‘exorcism’ job post that is! Thanks for the other ‘sane’ leads too :)

    • Killer on September 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm

      Glad you like the sane leads! Just couldn’t pass up something that freaky.

      Regards
      ~Killer

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