Today we’re trolling the Urban Dictionary for a word of the day worth talking about:

Cocktail Weenie

“A person obsessed with the minutiae of bar-tending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.”

A cocktail weenie can be a good or bad thing. At a pool party, say…you want the host to be a cocktail weenie. But at the party you host, the cocktail weenie will be the most annoying person there, and probably half in the bag well before the rest of your guests!